Let’s “Go”

Orgasm. We all want it. Some of us get lucky and get it several times a day. Others once a year. For the extremely unlucky, never. I will say there is not much better feeling in the world than a good solid Big Bang (and no it doesn’t have to come from actually banging someone)….

Pizza, Pizza, Pizza

I was talking to my coworker today and she was talking about how every Friday, she makes pizza with her family and they watch a movie and eat the pizza. That sounds like an amazing deal, right? But of course, the debate came down to what goes on the pizza. There are so many different…

Battling Boredom

I was having a chat with my boss the other day and he mentioned his dad had recently entered forced retirement. He was mentioning that since stopping work, his health has deteriorated to crap. It got me thinking. What does boredom do to people? Well I can certainly tell you what it does to me….

Sex or Smiles?

  After a few beers, some pizza, and a long day at the beach, there’s nothing more appealing than a nice shower and sleep. Right? Well, apparently for some that is the perfect concoction for a late night frenzy if you know what I mean. So I was sitting there stuffing my face with pizza…

Go Consummate

I was having a chat with my coworker and he mentioned consummating the marriage. My first instinct: what in the hell is that. For those who had no clue, consummate means to have “physical relations” (aka ┬ásex). Basically in order to consider it a marriage, you have to screw. So imagine what it’s like finding…

S&M?

I was out to dinner with my girls and one of them told us about her happy hour with people really into BDSM. For those who were in the same boat as me and low key thought bites were kinky, I was like what is that? Well turns out BDSM stands for bondange and discipline,…

4 Unlucky Guys That Lost Their Nuts

I was talking to my friend’s Tinder date last night and of course you can never go a conversation with a male without bringing up some form of penis or nuts. Let’s face it. Any unprofessional conversation with anyone, male or female, is going to result in the bringing up of man’s best friend Mr….

Bento Magic

I was being a scavenger looking for food around the house and gave up. I went and took a nap and when I came out of my cave again my roommate was cooking himself dinner. I sat down on the stool to keep him company and after some small talk he offered for me to…

Patience Is Virtue

Patience. One of the most important things in the entire world. And yet one of the big ticket items I have what could possibly be negative of. I have no patience. None. Nada. And sometimes, because I have no patience, I am my own worst enemy. And enemies of others too. I was talking to…

What is Love

I was chatting with my friend from ┬áback home and she was talking about love. I asked if she loved her boyfriend and of course she said she did. Because she does. I asked though afterwards if it was forever love or “I’m bored love”. She told me she didn’t know there was any other…

Let It Go

There’s a famous Serenity prayer by Reinhold Neibhur and it goes something along the lines of “God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.” Now, regardless of what religion, anti-religion, or person you may be, this is something…